Transcription: And in other news today, SimCity had its Founders Day Parade. Wait. This just in. Hold on. Is this some kind of joke? Excuse me folks, but I am told that Funzilla is cutting a path of destruction through SimCity, devastating the transportation system. Apparently this 20 story lizard is picking up cars and buses and throwing them hundreds of yards as he moves closer to the SimCity Action Studios. Which means that this is Carol Davenport signing off and getting the hell out of here.
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